i just google imaged poop.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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