On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
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