I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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