when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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