He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
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