Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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