"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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