dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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