Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
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