You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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