ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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