did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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