If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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