I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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