there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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