Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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