That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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