I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
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