Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
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