margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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