Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
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