I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Randomize
