How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Randomize
