and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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