She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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