So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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