Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
What?!?
What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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