So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Randomize
