My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
And then my night got REAL pukey
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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