What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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