it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
