I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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