y did u give ur computer a hand job?
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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