how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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