this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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