Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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