when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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