We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
You smell like stripper and shame
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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