can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
It's no shave November. This is our time.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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