Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
tell me about the eggs
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