I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
Who wears a wallet chain?!
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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