I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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