Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
he fucked my hip out of place.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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