they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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