im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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