Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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