i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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