Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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