Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
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