Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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