Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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