i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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